Movie Reviews

‘Nobody 2′ is lean, mean and relentlessly fun

“Nobody 2” may be the perfect summer film. It’s fun, action-packed, quick-witted, and at a fast-paced 89 minutes, it doesn’t overstay its welcome. Without the weight of a cinematic universe to either build or prop up, it feels like a fun and easy time at the theater, blending family stakes with bone-crunching action.

‘The Fantastic Four: First Steps’ is delightful, stand-alone Marvel fare

The film is equal parts lovable for its simplicity and frustrating with the knowledge that the simplicity ends in 2026 with “Avengers: Doomsday.” However, as a standalone experience, “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” is top-notch Marvel, certainly worthy of a watch in theaters.

‘F1 The Movie’ is a big, sleek, thrilling summer ride

“F1 The Movie” is a high-octane thrill ride featuring well-drawn characters, snappy dialogue, grand orchestrations from the legendary Hans Zimmer, and beautiful cinematography by Claudio Miranda. It’s the best movie of the summer so far and begs to be seen on the largest screen possible with the best available sound system.

‘Ballerina’ pays off after early struggles

The best that can be said for the John Wick spin-off is that the first two acts are not so much of a slog that a viewer can’t sit through them to get to what turns out to be a fantastic ending. The filmmakers decided to save the best for last. Next time, it might…

‘Novocaine’ brings the pain, but leaves little to feel

Originally published to 8 News Now on March 8, 2025. In what has proved to be a slow start to 2025, “Novocaine” is an action-packed bloodbath hoping to boost the box office. Nathan Caine, portrayed by Jack Quaid, is a man with a rare disorder that doesn’t allow him to feel pain. While that may sound like…

‘Moana 2’ struggles to chart its own course

While Moana 2 fails to rise to the cinematic, storytelling, and musical heights of its predecessor, its slapstick humor and colorful characters will be just enough to keep youngsters glued to the screen, and isn’t that kind of the point?

‘Red One’ is disposable holiday cheer that narrowly avoids the naughty list

Red One isn’t destined to become a holiday staple but offers enough disposable fun to entertain for two hours. While many viewers may forget it as soon as the holiday season ends, the promise in J.K. Simmons’ version of Santa Claus lingers. Red One is hit-or-miss but hits enough to forgive the misses, narrowly avoiding…

‘Gladiator II’ holds its own next to the revered original

What Ridley Scott and his team have achieved with Gladiator II—a sequel that holds its own next to such a revered original—is impressive. It’s a violent, fast-paced epic that justifies its existence despite its flaws.

‘Twisters’ has oodles of throwback charm

Between the charm of the up-and-coming cast and the comfy, nostalgic 90s-style thriller feel, Twisters has oodles of throwback charm, making it a good time at the movies for anyone looking for disposable fun.

‘The Garfield Movie’ is for the kids, and that’s fine

Kids should enjoy the bright colors, slapstick comedy, and quick, witty dialogue. There’s not much here for the parents, but they won’t hate their lives while they get a few hours of quiet time in a dark theater and that’s probably enough.

‘Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes’ is slow-burn, but eventually finds its footing

“Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes” is a slow-burn, something that audiences might find unappealing, but as the film finds its footing and makes its stakes clear, the compelling continuation of the “Apes” franchise hits a pleasing groove. Indeed, the film is enough of an acquittal to elicit more “Rise of the Dawn of…

‘The Fall Guy’ is a summer blockbuster worth leaving the house for

While not a film that demands deep philosophical thought, The Fall Guy is a rollercoaster ride of quick, occasionally dumb, but mostly hilarious moments wrapped in an action-packed love letter to cinema and the people who help tell the stories we see on-screen from behind the camera. The Fall Guy is a summer blockbuster worth leaving the…

‘Civil War’ is a difficult-to-watch technical marvel

While a technical tour de force, with very camera shot meticulously crafted and purposeful creating a feast for the eyes, Civil War is a dour, depressing drag of a film. There is shockingly little levity here. Perhaps Mary Poppins was right, and a spoonful of sugar would have helped this medicine go down. However, what…

‘Arthur the King’ is about the dog, and the dog is cute

It’s hard to muster a profound take on Arthur the King. We have a perfectly serviceable and enjoyable family-friendly adventure with the rough edges sanded down enough to make the final product acceptable for general audiences. It succeeds in being a satisfying “based on a true story” tale, which is all it needs to be.

‘Dune: Part Two’ is cinematic excellence created by the world’s best storytellers

Originally published to 8 News Now on February 21, 2024. After 2021’s Dune began playing on whichever screen pandemic-weary audiences were viewing it on, but before the credits rolled, it was unknown that the film was a “part one.” For many, the best screen available was the one in their living room, as theaters were unavailable thanks…

‘Madame Web’ might be the worst comic book movie of all time

Originally published to 8 News Now on February 13, 2024. Going into Madame Web, the newest addition to Sony’s Spider-Man canon, one thing is clear: all of the studio’s modern efforts at nailing the superhero’s live-action extended universe have had mixed reviews at best. From Venom to Morbius, forgettable has ruled the day. Now, with Madame Web, we dive…

Gen Z will decide if “Mean Girls” remake is timeless or out of time

Mostly free of reliance on its audience’s nostalgia, Mean Girls largely converts successfully from a Millennial icon to a Gen Z offering. Whether or not the younger generation will see themselves in the story remains to be seen. The filmmakers gave the film its best shot.

‘The Iron Claw’ is propelled by outstanding performances

The outstanding performances and unbelievable real-life story help The Iron Claw overcome a murky and sometimes confusing characterization of professional wrestling to create an enjoyable, if heartbreaking, cinematic experience.

‘The Creator’ is an original breath of fresh air

Originally published to 8newsnow.com on September 26, 2023 An original sci-fi action movie with no ties to previous intellectual property or obvious set-up for a sequel. Like dry land in the 1995 classic bomb Waterworld, “It’s not a myth, I’ve seen it.” In The Creator, we join a hot war already in progress between humans…

‘Haunted Mansion’ actors deserved better than this forgettable fare

It’s not that Haunted Mansion is a horrible time at the movies. It’s not. The film isn’t offensively bad, just entirely forgettable. Such ephemeral content may be acceptable for streaming services — sitting on a comfy couch in the living room, having already invested the $7.99 per month necessary to watch the film.

‘Elemental’ is a fresh take on a familiar tale

“Elemental” is what so many have asked for on-screen. It’s a fresh, original tale without the burden of intellectual property. While the film never quite reaches “S tier” and fails to hit the highs of Pixar’s best, it’s an enjoyable time worthy of a recommendation.

‘Transformers: Rise of the Beasts’ with all of its volume, is somehow boring

Originally published to 8newsnow.com on June 6, 2023 “Rise of the Beasts” represents the seventh in the Transformers series of films, which range widely in quality from really good to downright awful. The last film, 2018’s “Bumblebee,” was a massive step in the right direction. A period piece that was more of an 80s coming-of-age film than…

‘The Little Mermaid’ is the same old song on repeat

Watching 2023’s version of The Little Mermaid is like watching a good cover band. The musicians might be playing well, and the instruments are in tune, but at the end of the day, it’s just the same old songs over again with no spark of magic to be found.

‘Tetris’ puts the pieces together

Originally published to 8newsnow.com on March 26, 2023 There are movies that, upon announcement, seem impossible to translate to the screen. After all, who wants to watch a film about creating a social media platform? It’s not exactly the most enticing subject matter. Who could possibly care about a movie documenting the rise of objective,…

‘Scream 6’ starts with a roar, ends with a whimper

From the word go, Scream 6 does its best to subvert your expectations, and in many ways, the movie begins by doing just that. The film has a dynamite opening that will both thrill and surprise those familiar with the tropes of a Scream movie.

‘Ghostbusters’ is much ado about nothing

Originally published to kmph.com on July 14, 2016 Ghostbusters is the 2016 reboot of a 1984 comedy classic. The new cast includes Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon, and Leslie Jones as the Ghostbusters. Online, this movie has been very controversial. Some disapprove of the casting of this remake, and some just don’t want Ghostbusters…

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is a beautiful disaster

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is a beautiful disaster, but not an unenjoyable time at the theater. If you’re planning on watching it, it might as well be on the big screen where the strongest aspect of the film is able to shine.